Advice from a small town girl

Editor’s note: Lise’s column was inadvertently omitted from last week’s issue. We are running two columns this week to catch up.

This would be a really good week to say something that will make everybody mad, ‘cause I’m not here.

I’m on a cruise to Alaska.

The part of me that has watched too many reruns of “The Poseidon Adventure” is a little concerned.

The part of me that has always wanted to see our biggest state (and maybe Russia - I just have to get access to the Palin’s back yard) is darned excited. I want to see glaciers before they’re all gone.

Never been on a cruise.

What does one wear...